Ted Cruz recently announced his bid for the presidency, but aside from his climate denial, homophobia, anti-science mindset and catering to the needs of the super rich, there is just one little problem; the poor guy doesn’t have a slogan yet. Luckily Twitter was there to help him out. (and we just couldn’t help ourselves from joining in on the fun)
Run Cruz Run! #TedCruzCampaignSlogans pic.twitter.com/RkRQG5LBnx
— The Other 98% (@other98) March 24, 2015
"We're not doomed to repeat history, because I'll get rid of that in schools right after science." #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Johnny McNulty (@JohnnyMcNulty) March 23, 2015
Put Me in Charge of the Government That I Shut Down Over a Law That Already Passed & Approved by the Supreme Court #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— TheNewDeal (@TheNewDeal) March 23, 2015
#TedCruzCampaignSlogans Terrorists bad. Freedom good. America goodest.
— Adam Mordecai (@advodude) March 23, 2015
Your Racist Uncle's Favorite Candidate #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Jill Biden (@JillBidenVeep) March 23, 2015
"Cruise with Cruz! (but not, you know, in the gay way)" #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) March 24, 2015
#TedCruzCampaignSlogans I'm for the 1%, and that's also my chance of winning
— Mexican Judge (@laloalcaraz) March 23, 2015
#TedCruzCampaignSlogans The wisdom of Bush, the fearmongering of Cheney, the ideology of Rand Paul, and the face of the drama mask.
— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) March 23, 2015
Unemployment down, stocks up, fewer uninsured? Time for a change. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Carol Fitzpatrick (@crl_fitzpatrick) March 23, 2015
Like Sarah Palin's annoying younger brother #TedCruzCampaignSlogans pic.twitter.com/eaRnSs4ZMZ
— H.D. Gregg ??? (@HDGregg) March 23, 2015
He didn't create the Internet.
He doesn't understand how it works. https://t.co/x6zR8KcBWA#TedCruzCampaignSlogans pic.twitter.com/rcFspqzNIn— Very Serious People™ (@TheXclass) March 23, 2015
An ocean in every house and a probe in every woman. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) March 23, 2015
"@tinaissa: #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
Hi! I'm a Hypocrite! pic.twitter.com/bC4oa2M5Cz"
— raemd95 (@raemd95) March 23, 2015
Like my daddy always says,
Sandy Hook was God's judgement on America for Gay Marriage
#TedCruzCampaignSlogans— Billy Pilgrim (@dogstar7tweets) March 23, 2015
Yes Little Children, The World Is On Fire #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Andrew deVillepin (@snickerfritz04) March 23, 2015
Ted Cruz is the Abraham Lincoln of Sarah Palins. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) March 23, 2015
Repeal, replace & don't talk to me about space. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Gyggy (@gumshoe77) March 23, 2015
Behold The Crazy. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans pic.twitter.com/zTMfvnQPuZ
— JustJanis (@jsavite) March 23, 2015
Because Joseph McCarthy deserves a second chance. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— David Garrett (@dmgarr) March 23, 2015