The Best Ted Cruz Campaign Slogans

Ted Cruz recently announced his bid for the presidency, but aside from his climate denial, homophobia, anti-science mindset and catering to the needs of the super rich, there is just one little problem; the poor guy doesn’t have a slogan yet. Luckily Twitter was there to help him out. (and we just couldn’t help ourselves from joining in on the fun)

Run Cruz Run! #TedCruzCampaignSlogans pic.twitter.com/RkRQG5LBnx

— The Other 98% (@other98) March 24, 2015

"We're not doomed to repeat history, because I'll get rid of that in schools right after science." #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— Johnny McNulty (@JohnnyMcNulty) March 23, 2015

Put Me in Charge of the Government That I Shut Down Over a Law That Already Passed & Approved by the Supreme Court #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— TheNewDeal (@TheNewDeal) March 23, 2015

#TedCruzCampaignSlogans Terrorists bad. Freedom good. America goodest.

— Adam Mordecai (@advodude) March 23, 2015

Your Racist Uncle's Favorite Candidate #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— Jill Biden (@JillBidenVeep) March 23, 2015

"Cruise with Cruz! (but not, you know, in the gay way)" #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) March 24, 2015

#TedCruzCampaignSlogans I'm for the 1%, and that's also my chance of winning

— Mexican Judge (@laloalcaraz) March 23, 2015

#TedCruzCampaignSlogans The wisdom of Bush, the fearmongering of Cheney, the ideology of Rand Paul, and the face of the drama mask.

— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) March 23, 2015

Unemployment down, stocks up, fewer uninsured? Time for a change. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— Carol Fitzpatrick (@crl_fitzpatrick) March 23, 2015

Like Sarah Palin's annoying younger brother #TedCruzCampaignSlogans pic.twitter.com/eaRnSs4ZMZ

— H.D. Gregg 🌹🇵🇸 (@HDGregg) March 23, 2015

He didn't create the Internet.
He doesn't understand how it works. https://t.co/x6zR8KcBWA#TedCruzCampaignSlogans pic.twitter.com/rcFspqzNIn

— Very Serious People™ (@TheXclass) March 23, 2015

An ocean in every house and a probe in every woman. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) March 23, 2015

"@tinaissa: #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

Hi! I'm a Hypocrite! pic.twitter.com/bC4oa2M5Cz"

— raemd95 (@raemd95) March 23, 2015

Like my daddy always says,
Sandy Hook was God's judgement on America for Gay Marriage
#TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— Billy Pilgrim (@dogstar7tweets) March 23, 2015

Yes Little Children, The World Is On Fire #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— Andrew deVillepin (@snickerfritz04) March 23, 2015

Ted Cruz is the Abraham Lincoln of Sarah Palins. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) March 23, 2015

Repeal, replace & don't talk to me about space. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— Gyggy (@gumshoe77) March 23, 2015

Behold The Crazy. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans pic.twitter.com/zTMfvnQPuZ

— JustJanis (@jsavite) March 23, 2015

Because Joseph McCarthy deserves a second chance. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

— David Garrett (@dmgarr) March 23, 2015