The Best Ted Cruz Campaign Slogans

Ted Cruz recently announced his bid for the presidency, but aside from his climate denial, homophobia, anti-science mindset and catering to the needs of the super rich, there is just one little problem; the poor guy doesn’t have a slogan yet. Luckily Twitter was there to help him out. (and we just couldn’t help ourselves from joining in on the fun)


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